If you're idly considering contacting the Mr Adil Anis, then by all means please do, but please note I'm fully employed and don't take on freelance work personally. Thankyouverymuch.

A copy of my résumé can be downloaded by clicking here. While you're waiting for that download to complete, why not read my autobigraohy:

  1. Anis... Adil Anis

    This is the story of Adil.

    In 1990, the Chinese year of the horse, a newborn child was named Adil — not for any particular reason other than that every other first name sounded ridiculous when coupled with the surname Anis...seriously...

  2. Then some stuff happened

    The child showed a talent for watching cartoons at any early age.  A hermit childhood meant that several years were wasted away on The Simpsons and Pokémon.

    A rather uneventful decade known as the '90s progressed, where the only real excitement came when Adil almost died of typhoid fever on one of the yearly family vacations to Pakistan.

  3. The nerdy stage

    Then one hot day, the father brought home a white box — a Compaq Presario 4200.  It was a piece of crap, so he chucked the graphics and sound cards for a better StarCraft experience.

    Hours of learning programming finally paid off as a 14 year old Adil hit the streets with a RPG computer game, imaginatively titled Phantasia RPG.

  4. Partied a bit

    Soon afterwards, curly hairs and red pustules were beginning to sprout everywhere. Adil knew it was time to hit the gym and prepare for adulthood.

    At college Adil danced to music, party rock and all that, played console games, spent many hours munching on snacks (both salty and sweet), farting and watching South Park.

  5. Adil here and now

    Roll on to the present day.

    Adil now somehow manages to work for the wonderful US Government where he plans to cure all diseases, gain world peace and abolish the acquisition of wealth as the driving force for humanity... and maybe make a website or two along the way.